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Nobody stopped them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe ugliest shirts we sell\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eStart with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-brokeback-beefcake-shirt\"\u003eThe Brokeback Beefcake\u003c\/a\u003e, our best seller and the ugliest thing most people have ever paid money for. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-cluckin-insane-shirt\"\u003eThe Cluckin' Insane\u003c\/a\u003e is a chicken staring straight into your soul. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-dont-worry-be-hump-y-shirt\"\u003eThe Don't Worry, Be Hump-y\u003c\/a\u003e is one camel, far too close up, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-ewe-what-shirt\"\u003eThe Ewe What?!\u003c\/a\u003e is a sheep that has clearly seen something. Prefer your ugly with a side of chips? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-meat-your-match-shirt\"\u003eThe Meat Your Match\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-grill-em-all-shirt\"\u003eThe Grill 'Em All\u003c\/a\u003e are a barbecue gone badly wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eUgly shirt nights and bad taste parties\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eUgly shirt night, bad taste party, a 40th with a dress code. The rules are the same: the ugliest top in the room wins and nobody gets points for subtle. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-host-a-shit-shirt-night\"\u003ehosting a shit shirt night\u003c\/a\u003e has the rest. Kitting out a stag do? Head to our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stag-do-shirts\"\u003estag do shirts\u003c\/a\u003e. Want bright rather than hideous? Try the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/loud-shirts\"\u003eloud shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur shirts come up small, so go up two sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👉 \u003cstrong\u003eThink you can find one uglier? Have a dig through the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/shit-shirts\"\u003eshit shirts range\u003c\/a\u003e. Good luck.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-meat-your-match-shirt","title":"The Meat Your Match Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStep up to the grill and claim your title with the “Meat Your Match” Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e – the perfect gear for the ultimate BBQ king, streetwear enthusiast, or anyone who knows how to cook up some serious style. 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