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The Jurassic Purrk Shirt

The Jurassic Purrk Shirt

Regular price £18.99 GBP
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*** WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU SIZE UP BY 1 OR 2 SIZES THAN YOUR REGULAR ***

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

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The Jurassic Purrk Shirt

Step aside, dinosaurs—cats are taking over the prehistoric party in The Jurassic Purrk Shirt! This is not just a shirt; it’s a wearable blockbuster, a 3D-printed masterpiece where ferocious meets fabulous. Perfect for your next lads' night out, beach bash, or stag do that ends with someone attempting a velociraptor impression, this shirt roars louder than your mate after five pints.

Featuring a design so wild it should come with a warning label, this shirt transports you to a world where saber-toothed tabbies roam free, lounging on volcanic rocks and batting at pterodactyls like oversized feather toys. Add in tropical foliage, neon dino bones, and a T-Rex rocking a bow tie, and you’ve got a shirt that’s half prehistoric chaos, half pure genius.

Made from lightweight, breathable polyester fiber, this shirt is perfect for spring, summer, and any season where outrageousness is mandatory. The turn-down collar and single-breasted closure keep it chill while you wreak havoc in style, whether you’re dodging waves, hitting the pub, or arguing over whether cats could actually survive a meteor impact. (Spoiler: of course they could.)

With short sleeves designed for maximum coolness and freedom of movement—perfect for dodging rogue dinosaurs or impressing strangers on the dance floor—it’s a casual look with Jurassic-level impact.

Stop being extinct-level boring. Add The Jurassic Purrk Shirt to your collection today and become the apex predator of good vibes.

 

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