About Us - The Uniform of Legends

Welcome to Dodgy Clobba, where we take fashion, throw it in a blender, add a pint of chaos, and serve it up on a stag do. Born under the wild wing of Groupia, the masterminds behind Hen Dos, Stag Dos, and Golf Trips, we’re here to make sure your weekend attire screams, “I have absolutely no shame!”

At Dodgy Clobba, we specialise in Sh*t Shirts, ridiculous shorts, and questionable hats. The kind of gear that will make your mates question both your taste and your life choices. Whether you're suiting up for a rowdy stag, a mental birthday bash, or just turning a golf course into a catwalk of disaster, we’ve got you covered (literally, head to toe).

    So, if you're ready to take dodgy to a whole new level, slap on a sh*t shirt and join the revolution. Life’s too short for boring clobber.

    Dodgy Clobba – Wear it, regret it, love it.

    OUR MISSION

    Simple. We help you stand out in all the wrong ways – because nothing says "legendary weekend" like a shirt so loud it gives people headaches. Think mental patterns, sickeningly bright colours, and designs that make you wonder if we’re actually blind. And, no, we don’t apologise.

    PROFESSIONAL TESTING

    We take our testing as seriously as our humour. Each shirt undergoes a rigorous 'Crap Quality Control' process, where we ensure every stain, tear, and questionable design choice meets our high standards of shoddiness. Our dedicated team of 'Fashion Failures' wears each piece to guarantee maximum discomfort and embarrassment. If it doesn't make you cringe,
    it doesn't make the cut.

    WHY DODGY CLOBBA

    Top-Tier Dodginess: Our gear isn’t just clothes; it’s a lifestyle choice. You’re not just buying a shirt, you’re committing to a future where strangers stop you in the street to ask, “Why?”

    • Stag Do Ready: Your stag do isn’t complete without a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. If you’re not pulling focus in every single group photo, did you even go?
    • Golf Trip Madness: Forget the polo and chinos – we're here to turn the 18th hole into a catwalk of chaos.
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