About Us - The Uniform of Legends

Welcome to Dodgy Clobba, where we take fashion, throw it in a blender, add a pint of chaos, and serve it up on an unapologetic faux pas bap. Born under the wild wing of Groupia, the masterminds behind Group Dos, and Golf Trips, we’re here to make sure your weekend attire screams, “no shame no game!”

At Dodgy Clobba, we specialise in fun gear like Sh*t Shirts, unexpected shorts, and questionable hats, among other shocking attire. The kind of gear that will make your mates either question or complement your taste and your life choices, that is unless you’re all in it together. Whether you're suiting up for a rowdy boys’ weekend, a lively birthday bash, Hawaiian bbq or a garish golf game, we’ve got you covered (literally, head to toe). 

    So, when you're ready to take dodgy to a whole new level, slap on a sh*t shirt, own the room and join the revolution! Life’s too short to stick with vanilla!

    Dodgy Clobba - Challenging fashion head to toe.

    OUR MISSION

    Simple. We help you stand out in all the wrong ways – because nothing says "legendary event" like attire so loud it can cause headaches. Think crazy patterns, sickeningly bright colours, and designs that make you wonder if some executive microdosing got out of control. And, no, as “different” as some of these shirts, shorts & other kit is we won’t apologise.

    PROFESSIONAL TESTING

    We take our testing as seriously as our humour. Each item on dodgyclobba undergoes our 'Dodgy Quality Control' review process, where we ensure every product passes the necessary standards for eyebrow raising & delivery. Our dedicated in-house team of 'Fashion Failures' wear many of the pieces to guarantee we’re alert to maximum discomfort and embarrassment. If it doesn’t pass “dodgy”, it doesn't make the cut.

    WHY DODGY CLOBBA

    Top-Tier Dodginess: Our gear isn’t just clothes; it’s a life choice. You’re not just buying a shirt, shorts or other questionable kit, you’re committing to a future where strangers stop you in the street to ask, or at least be thinking, “Why?”

    • Stag Do Ready: Your stag do isn’t complete without a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. If you’re not pulling focus in every single group photo, did you even go?
    • Golf Trip Madness: Forget the polo and chinos – we're here to turn the fairway into a catwalk of chaos.
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