FAQs
Welcome to the Shit FAQs – where all your burning questions (and a few you didn’t even know you had) get answered!
We know our products are wild, fun, and maybe a little unconventional, and that might leave you with a few questions. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered!
Dive into our FAQs to find out everything you need to know about sizing, shipping, and styling your favorite Shit Shirts, Shit Shorts, and Shit Accessories. Let's clear up the mystery so you can get back to rocking your unique style!
About Dodgy Clobba
What the hell is Dodgy Clobba?
Only the most epic collection of outrageous, eye-burning, cringe-worthy shirts that you’ll ever find. Think of it as your wardrobe's midlife crisis, except it's on purpose. If you’re looking to blend in, turn around now. Dodgy Clobba is for those who live to stand out, whether it’s a stag do, lads' night, or any occasion where subtlety is not invited.
Are these shirts REALLY that bad?
Oh, they’re worse – and that’s the point! Each shirt is designed to scream, “Look at me, I’ve made questionable life choices, and I’m loving it.” If you think you’ve seen bad taste before, you haven’t met our ‘Cornea Destroyer’ collection. Strap in.
Are these shirts just for men?
Nope! Dodgy Clobba is for anyone with the confidence to pull off a fashion disaster. Whether you’re a lad, lass, or anything in between, if you’ve got the guts to rock a shirt that makes people question your sanity, we’ve got you covered. Literally.
What occasions should I wear my Dodgy Clobba?
Stag dos, pub crawls, golf trips, your mate’s 30th birthday, festivals, or even your gran’s 80th if you’ve got the guts. Honestly, the possibilities are endless. Wear it when you want attention, laughs, and possibly a free pint from someone who respects the hustle.
Will wearing a Dodgy Clobba shirt make me more attractive?
Mate, let’s be real – this isn’t about looking good. This is about owning the night, starting conversations, and being the legend who had the guts to wear the most obnoxious thing in the room.
Who knows, maybe someone will be into it? Go big or go home, right?
Sizing and care
What sizes do you offer?
We’ve got sizes from ‘Skinny-Lad-on-the-Prosecco-Diet’ to ‘Big-Unit-on-a-Curry-Bender.’ Basically, Small to 5XL. Our shirts come up small, so go up two sizes from your usual. Check our sizing guide if you’re still wondering how much fabric you need to make your bad decision fit like a glove.
How do I wash my Dodgy Clobba Masterpiece?
You’re gonna want to throw that bad boy in the wash at 30°C to keep the neon hues intact. Avoid tumble drying unless you want it to shrink down to the size of your dignity. Also, a little prayer never hurt.
Group deals
Do you do a group deal?
Yes, and the bigger the group, the bigger the saving:
- 6 shirts: buy 5, get the 6th free with code FREESHIRT
- 8 to 10 shirts: 15% off
- 11 to 14 shirts: 20% off
- 15+ shirts: 25% off
The 8+ discount comes off automatically at checkout, so there's no code to remember. Mix and match any full-price shit shirts, and for 8+ our golf polos count too, so everyone picks their own design and size. Sale items don't count, and the offers can't be combined: checkout always applies whichever saves you more. Every group order also clears £40, so UK delivery is free.
Delivery, returns and contact
How long does shipping take?
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
How much is delivery?
UK delivery is free on orders over £40. Under £40 it's £2.99. We also deliver to the EU for £14.99 and to selected countries further afield for £23.99.
Can I return my shirt if it's too dodgy?
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
How do I contact Dodgy Clobba if I have any issues?
Got a question, complaint, or just want to tell us how Dodgy Clobba changed your life? Hit us up at yo@dodgyclobba.com and we’ll get back to you faster than you can say “Why did I buy this shirt?”.