Got mates with shocking taste? Get paid for it.

10% on every order you send our way. Group orders pay best.

Dodgy Clobba makes the worst shirts in Britain, and we're bloody proud of it. Stag dos, lads' holidays, club socials, works nights out: if your lot turn up looking like a fruit salad, you're our kind of people.

1. Apply. Takes two minutes. We'll check you're a good fit and get you set up.

2. Share your link or code. Your followers get 10% off. You earn 10% on every order. Kit out the whole group and it adds up fast.

3. Get paid automatically. Shopify pays you by PayPal or bank transfer. No invoices, no chasing.

Who we're after: stag and lads' holiday creators, uni sports clubs and societies, best man and wedding blogs, newsletter writers, and anyone whose audience loves a bit of terrible clobber.

Sound like you?

Apply now

Any questions?

Who can join?

Creators, uni clubs and societies, blogs and newsletters across the UK. You'll need an Instagram, TikTok, Facebook or YouTube account to apply.

Do I need loads of followers?

Nope. A uni club with a busy group chat or a mate who's always organising the group trip can do better than a big account nobody listens to. If your lot love a terrible shirt, apply.

Do I need to own a shirt?

No, but it helps. Nothing sells a shocking shirt like you wearing one with absolute confidence.

When do I get paid?

Commission is confirmed 45 days after an order, to allow for returns. After that, Shopify pays you automatically by PayPal or bank transfer twice a month, once your balance passes the payout minimum.

How do I see what I've earned?

You get your own Shopify Collabs dashboard showing your clicks, orders and commission as they come in.