Sports Shit Shirts

Sports shit shirts for blokes whose sporting peak was the pub quiz. Football, bowling and the odd questionable throw, printed loud on short-sleeve shirts for the five-a-side social, the big match and the bowling alley. Talent not included. Fitness not required.

Football and bowling shirts

Watching the big match in the pub is a sport. We checked. Do it properly in The Global Goal-Fest or The Festival of Nations, the shirt for anyone who supports whoever's winning. For the stag do that ends at the bowling alley, The Neon Bowl-A-Rama is louder than the music and about as good at bowling as you are.

Off to the oche instead? Our darts shirts have their own page.

Our shirts come up small, so go up two sizes. Need something even louder? The full shit shirts range is right there.