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The Tight Threesome Shirt

The Tight Threesome Shirt

Regular price £21.99 GBP
Regular price Sale price £21.99 GBP
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Size

⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

👕 Buying for the group? The more shirts, the less you pay

8+ shirts
£18.69
each · 15% off
11+ shirts
£17.59
each · 20% off
15+ shirts
£16.49
each · 25% off

Mix designs and sizes. Taken off automatically at checkout.

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.  UK delivery is free on orders over £40, or £2.99 under that.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers

With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!

You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.

  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

Happiness is a tight threesome. On the dartboard, obviously. Boards, arrows and flights all over, with the slogan across the chest in big pub-sign letters. Three darts, all in the treble 20. What did you think it meant?

Made for darts nights, pub league teams and anyone who practises their throw in the kitchen. Wear it to the darts and watch the commentary write itself. It reads fine from the back of the room. Then someone gets close enough to read it properly.

The details

  • Short-sleeve button-up Hawaiian shirt
  • All-over print, front and back
  • Lightweight, breathable polyester
  • Our shirts come up small, so go up two sizes from your usual
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