Funny Swim Shorts

Funny swim shorts for blokes who've never once been described as subtle. Parrots, pigs, pepperoni, gorillas and the odd raccoon, printed loud on lightweight board shorts you can swim in, sunbathe in and still be wearing at the bar at midnight.

They dry fast, pack small and match absolutely nothing, which is exactly why they work. Our shorts come up small, so go up two sizes from your usual.

Hawaiian shorts and matching holiday sets

Want the full holiday look? Go tropical with The Parrotdise or The Blooming Toucans, then clash them with one of our funny Hawaiian shirts. Clashing is encouraged. Add a funny bucket hat and the pool party, the beach bar and the stag do abroad are all sorted.

👉 Off on a lads' holiday? Kit out the whole group with our stag do shirts.