The Ass in Bloom Shorts
The Ass in Bloom Shorts
*** WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU SIZE UP BY 1 OR 2 SIZES THAN YOUR REGULAR ***
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
Free £50 StagWeb stag do voucher
Free £50 StagWeb stag do voucher
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do! You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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The Ass in Bloom Shorts – Let Your Style Blossom!
Step up your fashion game with The Ass in Bloom Shorts, where cheeky meets chic. Designed for the bold and the carefree, these men's board shorts feature a hilariously eye-catching 3D print of vibrant flowers blooming from, well… let’s just say, you’ll have the most "blossoming" rear in town! Whether you’re strutting your stuff at the beach, lounging by the pool, or just embracing your wild side, these shorts guarantee you’ll turn heads and crack smiles.
Crafted from high-quality polyester, these lightweight and breathable shorts are made for comfort during those warm spring and summer days. The relaxed fit is perfect for casual daily wear, beach hangouts, and everything in between. And with sizes ranging from XXS to 4XL, The Ass in Bloom Shorts are designed to fit men of all shapes and sizes, so no one misses out on the fun.
Perfect for those who love a bit of streetwear flair with a humorous twist, these shorts blend hip-hop, Harajuku, and casual vibes for a look that’s as cool as it is comical. The 3D print makes those floral details pop, ensuring your fashion is in full bloom wherever you go.
Ready to let your wardrobe bloom? Grab The Ass in Bloom Shorts and show the world that your style—and your sense of humor—are in full blossom this season. Perfect for the guy who knows how to keep things fresh, fun, and fabulously floral. 🌸
