Ugly Shirts

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Ugly shirts so bad your mates will pretend they came with someone else. A sheep mid-scream. A camel's face, six inches from yours. Sausages on fire. Leopard print that looks like it was peeled off your nan's sofa. Somebody designed every one of these on purpose. Nobody stopped them.

The ugliest shirts we sell

Start with The Brokeback Beefcake, our best seller and the ugliest thing most people have ever paid money for. The Cluckin' Insane is a chicken staring straight into your soul. The Don't Worry, Be Hump-y is one camel, far too close up, and The Ewe What?! is a sheep that has clearly seen something. Prefer your ugly with a side of chips? The Meat Your Match and The Grill 'Em All are a barbecue gone badly wrong.

Ugly shirt nights and bad taste parties

Ugly shirt night, bad taste party, a 40th with a dress code. The rules are the same: the ugliest top in the room wins and nobody gets points for subtle. Our guide to hosting a shit shirt night has the rest. Kitting out a stag do? Head to our stag do shirts. Want bright rather than hideous? Try the loud shirts.

Our shirts come up small, so go up two sizes.

👉 Think you can find one uglier? Have a dig through the full shit shirts range. Good luck.