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The Five O'Clock Somewhere Shirt
The Five O'Clock Somewhere Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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The Five O'Clock Somewhere Shirt – Pour Decisions Approved 🍹⛱️
Sun’s out. Shirt’s loud. Drink’s in hand. That’s the vibe.
The Five O'Clock Somewhere Shirt is your official uniform for doing absolutely nothing – and doing it in style. Whether you're parked at a beach bar or hosting a questionable BBQ in your mate's garden, this shirt is ready to clock off before you've even clocked in.
🍸 Oversized tropical print that screams “Yes, it’s my second piña colada”
🏖️ Y2K-meets-beach energy – chaotic, nostalgic, and slightly inappropriate
🧵 3D-printed polyester blend for that “still drunk from yesterday” comfort
📏 Sizes S to 5XL – from skinny margarita to full daiquiri dad bod
Note: Shirt may cause spontaneous conga lines. Wear responsibly.
