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The Prowl Patrol Shirt

The Prowl Patrol Shirt

Regular price £19.99 GBP
Sale price £19.99 GBP
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Size

⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers

With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!

You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.

  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Prowl Patrol Shirt – Hunt the Vibes, Not the Shade 🐆🌞

Unleash your inner party predator with The Prowl Patrol Shirt – a beast of a button-up for lads who don’t just show up… they prowl in style.

Whether you’re stalking the beach bar or leading the pack at a pool party, this shirt makes one thing clear: you didn’t come to blend in.

🔥 Bold-as-hell 3D print that screams "alpha energy"
🌴 Lightweight polyester blend = breezy comfort + full send
📏 Sizes S–5XL – because jungle kings come in all forms
👔 Turn-down collar, single breasted = dangerously laid-back look
🌊 Built for summer, spring, stag dos & sunset safaris (or just the pub)

Pair it with confidence, dodgy shorts, and maybe a rum cocktail.

Welcome to the patrol. Walk proud. Hunt louder.

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