The Bigfoot Bloomer Shirt
The Bigfoot Bloomer Shirt
*** WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU SIZE UP BY 1 OR 2 SIZES THAN YOUR REGULAR ***
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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Welcome to shirt chaos incarnate. This bad boy is the fashion equivalent of a flamingo on a unicycle—it’s bold, loud, and absolutely unapologetic. Whether you're smashing a stag do, headlining a uni pub crawl, or unleashing your "pro golfer by day, absolute legend by night" vibes, this is THE shirt.
Crafted with an unnecessarily complex mix of polyester and cotton (because why not?), it’s like wearing a breathable disco ball that hugs you in all the right places. With a 3D printed pattern so random your nan might think you’re on hallucinogens, this shirt screams, “Why blend in when you were born to confuse?” The turn-down collar is perfect for containing your raw charisma, while the single-breasted closure lets you decide how much chest hair (or chest vibes) you want to unleash.
This slice of wearable chaos comes in every size imaginable (yes, even that guy in your group who insists he’s an XXL but really isn’t). Suitable for spring, summer, and autumn (because winter can jog on), it’s the MVP of year-round banter wear. Oh, and it's made in China’s fashion HQ, Guangdong, where the magic happens.
Why you need it: Because nobody remembers the guy in a plain white shirt. This is your moment to shine brighter than your mate’s karaoke rendition of Wonderwall.
Get yours today. Go big, go bold, or go home.
