How to Host a Shit Shirt Night
Ready to host a Shit Shirt Night so legendary they’ll talk about it in hushed tones at the pub for years to come?
You’ve come to the right place!
At Dodgy Clobba, we’ve seen things. Galaxy cats riding T-Rexes. Burritos flying through space. Flamingo cowboys herding pineapples.
Our shirts are next-level shit. And we take **Shit Shirt Nights** seriously.
What is a Shit Shirt Night?
For the uninitiated (where’ve you been?!), a Shit Shirt Night is where you and the lads wear the most outrageous, offensive-to-the-eyes shirts you can find.
📣 The louder, the better.
It’s not about fashion. It’s about anti-fashion. 😌
It’s not about style. It’s about zero style points. 😎
And, of course, it’s about having an absolute blinder with your mates.
Why Host a Shit Shirt Night?
1. Because everyone’s bored of jeans and a tee.
2. Because you want a night out that’s remembered.
3. Because no one ever said, “Remember that time we all dressed normally?”
Nah. They say:
“Remember when Dave wore that neon pink tiger shirt and spilled Jäger down it?”
“Remember when Rob thought his burrito shirt was subtle?”
(Spoiler: It wasn’t.)
This is the night where you go big or go home.
Step 1: Set the Rules (Or Don’t)
You can have rules. Or you can totally wing it. But here are a few ideas:
1. Ugliest Shirt Wins
The uglier, the better. Extra points for clashing colours and confusing patterns.
Tip: Our Feline Fin-Tastic Shirt shirt is a crowd-pleaser. In the worst possible way.
2. Matching Themes
Pick a theme. Animal kingdom? Space vibes? 80s beach dad?
We’ve got Golf shit polo shirts, Festival shit shirts, and Hawaiian shit shirts ready to ruin your look.
3. Punishment for the Best Dressed
If someone turns up looking half-decent, they get punished.
Sambuca shots? Public karaoke? Wearing one of these Awful Hats? You decide.
Step 2: Where to Host Your Shit Shirt Night
You can take your Shit Shirt Night anywhere, but here’s the vibe:
1. The Pub Crawl
Start at the classy place. End in a dive bar where the carpet smells of regret.
Tip: Bonus points for getting a photo with a random punter wearing your spare shirt.
2. Back Garden BBQ
Cheap beers. Burnt sausages. Tunes pumping. And some glorious shit shirts.
Buy Your Summer Legend Shirt here.
Or, if you’re a legend, go hard and wear this The Meat Your Match Shirt.
3. Holiday Edition
Taking the chaos abroad? Magaluf? Prague? Benidorm?
Shit Shirt Nights are even better when you’re sweating the tequila off under a foreign sun.
Have you checked out our Hawaiian Shit Shirt collection yet? 👀
Top Tip: Make sure the bar where you’re headed off to allows fancy dress, otherwise you’ll be guarding the front doors.
Step 3: Buy The Shit Shirts (Obviously)
You’re not turning up in a plain Polo shirt from the high street.
Not on our watch.
You’re going full Dodgy Clobba.
Top Picks For Legends:
· The Jurassic Rainbow Roar Shirt - T-Rex throwing shapes on a Friday night.
· The Llama Taco Fiesta Shirts - Space. Llama. Tacos Enough said.
· The Ukulele Waves & Sandy Strums Shirt – The title says it all.
· The Global Goal-Fest Shirt - A 3D-printed celebration of football.
If your shirt doesn’t make someone’s nan clutch her pearls, you’ve not done it right. 😎
Step 4: Games to Up the Carnage
1. Shit Shirt Awards
Categories like:
· Worst Colour Combo
· Most Eyesore Shirt
· “Did Your Nan Sew That?” Award
Winners get a warm pint. Or shots. Or eternal shame. Whatever works best (or worst).
2. Swap-a-Shirt
Every hour, swap shirts with a mate. See who ends up in the worst one by the end of the night.
3. Shit Shirt Karaoke
Whoever’s wearing the loudest shirt sings the next song.
Choose wisely. Or not.
Step 5: Capture the Chaos
Take photos. 📸
Videos. 🤳
Start a group chat called Shirt Survivors ‘25. 🤕
Post it on Insta. Tag us. @DodgyClobba
We love a lad who isn’t afraid of brutal colours and tragic patterns. 😍
Step 6: Aftermath (The Morning After)
You’ll wake up.
You’ll regret everything.
But you’ll also have a banger of a story and a shit shirt for the next one.
Oh, and a £50 off for any StagWeb.co.uk booking.
It’s a win-win.
Bonus: Wear your shit shirt on the walk of shame. Own it. Alpha move.
FAQ (For the Legends Who Need It)
Can I host a Shit Shirt Night for a stag do?
Mate. It’s basically the law. If you don’t, did you even have a stag?
What’s the best sh*t shirt?
The one that makes your mate cry laughing. (Start with our Brain Freeze Brigade Shirt.)
Do you do group discounts?
Hell yeah. Kitting out the entire squad? We’ll sort you out.
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Final Words
Life’s too short for boring shirts.
Host a Shit Shirt Night. Go wild. Be remembered.
And if you want to bring the chaos, we’ve got the shittiest shirts known to man.
👉 Be a legend. Shop the Collection.
