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The Udder Madness Shirt
The Udder Madness Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
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The Udder Madness Shirt – Full Send Into Moo-dy Mayhem! 🐄🤪🍻
Mild? Never heard of her. The Udder Madness Shirt is here for the wild ones who don’t take life—or fashion—too seriously. Packed with cow-powered chaos and bold streetwear vibes, this is the ultimate shirt for festival freaks, party animals, and professional mischief-makers.
Key Features:
✔ Outrageous 3D Digital Print – Moo-ving way past basic, this shirt demands attention and brings the laughs.
✔ Cool, Lightweight Polyester – Made for spring, summer, and autumn madness—keeps you chill even when things heat up.
✔ Casual Yet Cool Fit – Short sleeves, turn-down collar, and a single-breasted closure for a look that’s laid-back but legendary.
✔ Perfect for Festivals, BBQs & Nights Out – Built for daily chaos or weekend ragers.
✔ Sizes for Every Legend – From XS to 4XL, because style (and madness) knows no limits.
✔ Not Full Opening – No awkward flaps in the breeze—rock it as it is and own it.
If you’re ready to herd the lads and lead the charge into absolute udder mayhem, The Udder Madness Shirt was made for you.
🐄🍻 Moo-ve fast. Party hard. Cause a little chaos. 🤪
