ROUND-UP: Dodgy Clobba’s Top-Selling Shirts of 2026
The best novelty shirts of 2026, as chosen by the people (and their terrible taste).
2026 has been a wild year for fashion — or at least, our version of fashion. While the rest of the UK stuck to muted tones and “capsule wardrobes,” Dodgy Clobba customers proudly wore shirts that screamed everything from “look at me” to “please look away.”
So here it is: the official round-up of Dodgy Clobba’s top-selling shirts of 2026 — the chaotic champions, the runaway favourites, and the absolute worst best things you’ll ever see.
If you want to get your hands on the best novelty shirts of 2026, look no further.
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1. The Brain Freeze Brigade Shirt
Cold. Chaotic. Completely irresistible.
This hyper-colourful brain-melting masterpiece became an instant favourite for festivals, BBQs, and general nonsense.
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2. The Cluckin’ Insane Shirt
A chicken. Sunglasses. Total insanity.
If one shirt sums up Dodgy Clobba energy, it’s this one.
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3. The Brokeback Beefcake Shirt
Camp, colourful, chaotic — this one was a smash hit with groups heading on holidays, stag do’s, and everywhere people shouldn’t wear cowboy hats.
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4. The Stop Staring at My Cock Shirt
Subtle? No.
Funny? Every. Single. Time.
One of our most shared designs of the year — and one your mum should never see.
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5. The I’m A Hot Dog Shirt
2026’s most iconic BBQ uniform.
This shirt alone caused more unsolicited photo shoots than we can count.
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6. The Alpaca My Craziness Shirt
Wholesome chaos.
A favourite for holiday trips, lads’ weekends, and people who just love alpacas a bit too much.
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7. The Groovy Scoops Retro Drops Shirt
Retro colours, trippy scoops, massive 70s energy — this one took over the festival scene in 2026.
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8. The Nug Life Shirt
Chicken nuggets as a lifestyle.
Enough said.
A viral bestseller from the moment it launched.
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9. The Aloha Cats Hawaiian Shirt
Cats. Palm trees. Hawaiian chaos.
One of our most “accidentally stylish” shirts of the year.
10. The Parrot Party Shirt
Tropical, colourful, loud — basically the official uniform of summer 2026.
Why These Shirts Ruled 2026
- They’re bold
- They’re ridiculous
- They’re guaranteed conversation-starters
- They make people laugh
- And they’re unapologetically Dodgy
Whether you’re buying for a stag trip, a festival, a holiday abroad, or just because you’ve given up on normal fashion altogether, these top-sellers prove one thing:.
Terrible shirts make life better.
Ready to Wear the Worst Best Shirts of 2026?
Don’t leave it until next year — get ahead and secure your favourites now.
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The perfect blend of awful and iconic.