Only the most epic collection of outrageous, eye-burning, cringe-worthy shirts that you'll ever find. Think of it as your wardrobe's assault on the ordinary. DodgyClobba is for those who have no problem standing out.

Yes – and that’s the point! Each shirt is designed to announce, “Look at me, I’ve made a choice, and I’m loving life.” If you think you’ve seen bad taste before, you haven’t met our ‘Cornea Destroyers’.

We’ve got sizes from ‘Skinny-Prosecco-Diet’ to ‘Big-Unit-on-a-Curry-Bender.’ Basically, Small to 5XL. Check our sizing guide if you’re still wondering how much fabric you need to make your bad decision fit like a glove.

Nope! Dodgy Clobba is for anyone with the confidence to pull off a poke-in-the-eye to fashion. Whoever you are, if you’ve got the guts to rock a shirt that makes people question your sanity, we’ve got you covered. Literally.

Always read the instructions, but for safety you're gonna want to throw that bad boy in a cold wash for the first cycle or two - after that, stick to 30°C or less. Avoid tumble drying unless you want it to shrink down to the size of your dignity (your new kit's hot enough!).

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a night out.

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days... because good things come to those who wait.

That's up to you, pal! Stag dos, pub crawls, golf trips, your mate’s birthday, festivals, BBQs, or even your in-laws next bash if you’ve got the guts. Honestly, the possibilities are endless. Wear it to feel good and say, "Not today, Ordinary, not today!"

Got a question or just want to tell us how DodgyClobba changed your life? Hit us up at Yo@dodgyclobba.com and we’ll get back to you faster than you can say: “I want to order 10 more!"

Look, let’s be real – this isn’t about looking good. This is about owning the night, starting conversations, and being the legend who had the guts to wear the most obnoxious thing in the room.

Who knows, maybe someone will be into it? Go big or go home, right?