The Stop Staring at my Cock Shirt
The Stop Staring at my Cock Shirt
*** WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU SIZE UP BY 1 OR 2 SIZES THAN YOUR REGULAR ***
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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The Stop Staring at My Cock Shirt
Here it is, lads—the unapologetically cheeky Stop Staring at My Cock Shirt! This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a walking conversation starter, the ultimate in feathered fashion for anyone who’s not afraid to ruffle a few feathers. Whether you’re at the beach, a stag do, or just out for a pint, this shirt guarantees all eyes on you (and your, uh, fine feathered friend).
The 3D-printed design features a majestic rooster front and center, strutting its stuff like it owns the coop. With vibrant, hyper-detailed plumage that practically glows, this isn’t just a cock—it’s the cock. Surrounding it, you’ll find a wild mashup of barnyard chaos: neon hay bales, clucking chickens, and enough vibrant colors to make a peacock jealous. If you’re looking for subtle, mate, this ain’t it.
Made from lightweight polyester fiber, it’s as breathable as it is bold, keeping you cool while you handle the attention this shirt demands. The turn-down collar and single-breasted closure add just enough "respectability" for those moments when your nan insists on a photo, but make no mistake—this shirt is built for laughs, stares, and pint-spilling reactions.
Available in sizes XS to 4XL, it’s for every bloke who’s ready to own the spotlight (and the innuendos). Perfect for spring, summer, and autumn, because why should good humor ever go out of season?
Own the joke, own the moment, and own The Stop Staring at My Cock Shirt. Add it to your cart now—don’t chicken out!
