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The Prehistoric Party Shirt
The Prehistoric Party Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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- Eye-Catching Awfulness
- Certified Cringe
- Dodgy Now, Regret Later
The Prehistoric Party Shirt – Jurassic Vibes, Cretaceous Chaos 🦖🍻
Extinct? Never heard of her. The Prehistoric Party Shirt is back from the dead and ready to go absolutely fossil-feral. Whether you're hitting the beach, the bar, or just stomping through life like a T-Rex on tequila, this shirt brings the rawr-factor and then some.
Features That Go Extinct-ionally Hard:
🦕 Roaring Dino Print – Ancient beasts, modern drip.
🦖 Lightweight Broadcloth – Breathable polyester to keep your core cool when the party goes Cenozoic.
🦕 Loose Fit, Loud Energy – Streetwear swagger with Jurassic jam vibes.
🦖 Turn-Down Collar & Button-Up Style – Classy enough for the club, chaotic enough for the cave.
🦕 Available in XS–4XL – Because legends of all sizes deserve to stomp.
🦖 Made for Spring, Summer & Spontaneous Raves in the Rainforest – AKA “everyday wear.”
This isn't a shirt. It's a fossil-fuelled bender in fabric form.
🦕🔥 The Prehistoric Party Shirt – Evolve or get left behind.
