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The Udder One Polo
The Udder One Polo
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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The Udder One Polo 🐄🕺
It’s loud. It’s ridiculous. It’s covered in cow print. And yes – it mooo-ves the crowd. Whether you're heading to a barn party or just milking the banter on a stag do, this shirt brings Grade-A chaos.
🥛 Cow-print carnage with maximum laugh-factor
🌬️ Breathable fabric for full-sesh stamina
🐮 So comfortable you’ll forget you’re the centre of attention (you’re not – the shirt is)
Sizes XS to 4XL. No kids allowed. This one’s strictly for the big boys.🐂
