The Cluckin' Chaos Shirt
The Cluckin' Chaos Shirt
*** WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU SIZE UP BY 1 OR 2 SIZES THAN YOUR REGULAR ***
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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The Cluckin' Chaos Shirt
Buckle up, mate—The Cluckin' Chaos Shirt is here to turn your wardrobe into a full-blown barnyard bonanza. This isn’t just a casual shirt; it’s a clucking masterpiece designed to ruffle feathers and steal the spotlight wherever you go. Perfect for beach bashes, stag dos, or that one mate’s BBQ where someone always ends up in the paddling pool, this shirt is as subtle as a rooster at sunrise.
The 3D-printed design is pure, unfiltered mayhem. We’re talking sunglasses-wearing chickens, hens riding skateboards, and a rooster doing donuts in a tiny tractor. The background? A psychedelic mashup of hay bales, neon sunbursts, and farmyard chaos. It’s the shirt equivalent of that one guy who shows up to the party with fireworks and a karaoke machine: completely unnecessary but absolutely unforgettable.
Made from lightweight polyester fiber, this shirt keeps you cool even when the night gets hot (or when your mate challenges you to an impromptu chicken dance). The turn-down collar and single-breasted closure bring just enough “I might be responsible” energy to offset the madness happening on your chest.
Whether it’s spring, summer, or one of those autumn evenings that demand a pint and some questionable decisions, The Cluckin’ Chaos Shirt is ready to rock. Available in all sizes, from XS to “I need extra room for my chicken nuggets,” this shirt fits every lad who’s ready to turn heads and crack a few jokes.
Why play it safe? Add The Cluckin' Chaos Shirt to your basket now and start the fun. Pecking order? You’re at the top, mate.
