The Prism Pulse Blazer
The Prism Pulse Blazer
*** WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU SIZE UP BY 1 OR 2 SIZES THAN YOUR REGULAR ***
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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The Prism Pulse Blazer – A Technicolor Trip for Your Wardrobe
Step into a blazer so dazzling, it’s practically a health hazard for boring dress codes. The Prism Pulse is here to light up your life—and everyone else’s—with a kaleidoscopic explosion of polyester brilliance. Whether you’re headed for a stag do, a cheeky lads' weekend, or just a night out where subtle isn’t on the menu, this blazer delivers maximum vibes with zero apologies.
What Makes It Pulse:
- Material: 100% polyester—lightweight, durable, and ready for whatever chaos you throw at it. Lager spills? No problem. Questionable dance moves? Absolutely.
- Length: Short (4-16 inches, because why commit to just one number?), perfect for showing off those power moves.
- Closure: Zipper up when you mean business; leave it open when it’s time to dazzle.
- Sleeves: Full-length, because even bold statements deserve proper sleeves.
- Season: Winter-approved, so you can glow through the frostiest pub crawls.
With its origins in Mainland China and a touch of Italian attitude, the Prism Pulse knows no borders when it comes to style. It’s like wearing a rave, a prism, and a confidence boost all at once—designed for men who don’t just make an entrance, they create the event.
This blazer isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s for the guy who turns heads, starts stories, and doesn’t stop until the night does. Add it to your cart now and get ready to pulse with unmatched swagger.