The Cosmic Catnip Shirt
The Cosmic Catnip Shirt
*** WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU SIZE UP BY 1 OR 2 SIZES THAN YOUR REGULAR ***
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Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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The Cosmic Catnip Shirt
Prepare to blast off into the most bonkers part of the universe with The Cosmic Catnip Shirt – a psychedelic masterpiece where feline chaos meets interstellar vibes. Perfect for your next lads’ night out, wild stag do, or that one beach trip where everyone’s banned from being sensible, this shirt screams “hold my pint and watch this.”
Crafted from lightweight polyester fiber (the MVP of outrageous shirt fabrics), this bad boy features a 3D-printed design that looks like your nan’s cat accidentally got into NASA’s experimental stash. Picture trippy space cats floating through galaxies, chasing glowing laser pointers across neon planets. Add some swirling stars, comets, and the occasional smug-looking tabby wearing sunglasses, and you’ve got a shirt that’s as subtle as a fireworks display at 2 a.m.
The short sleeves are ideal for keeping cool while you argue over who’s buying the next round, while the turn-down collar adds just enough class to convince your mates that you planned this chaos all along. The single-breasted closure keeps it casual, making it the perfect choice for beach bar hopping or galaxy-brain karaoke moments.
Designed for spring, summer, and autumn (because cosmic energy doesn’t do off-seasons), this shirt is your ultimate weapon for turning heads, sparking conversations, and maybe even earning a free drink from that cat-loving stranger at the bar.
Stop orbiting the idea – add this shirt to your wardrobe now. The galaxy is waiting, and so is your next ridiculous adventure.
