The Alien Aloha Shirt
The Alien Aloha Shirt
*** WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU SIZE UP BY 1 OR 2 SIZES THAN YOUR REGULAR ***
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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- Eye-Catching Awfulness
- Certified Cringe
- Dodgy Now, Regret Later
Brace yourself: this isn’t just a shirt, it’s a lifestyle choice. Designed for men who believe subtlety is overrated, this 3D-printed masterpiece is here to turn heads, drop jaws, and make strangers question their life choices. Whether you’re smashing a golf trip, owning a lads' night out, or gatecrashing a family BBQ with zero apologies, this shirt brings the vibes.
The Specs:
- Available in every size ever invented (from XS to 4XL – yes, we’ve got your big mate covered).
- Made from a revolutionary polyester-cotton hybrid, which means it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for whatever chaos you’ve planned.
- Turn-down collar for maximum swagger and a single-breasted closure so you can go full buttoned-up or unleash your inner “holiday dad in Magaluf.”
- Short sleeves to show off those biceps you’ve (probably) been working on—or at least to let the breeze hit your arms during a dancefloor marathon.
The Vibe:
Think Harajuku meets hip-hop with a sprinkle of “streetwear rebel.” This isn’t a shirt you wear to blend in; it’s a shirt you wear to steal the spotlight—and possibly someone else’s drink. The random print pattern? It's like modern art decided to throw a house party and your torso is the canvas.
Why you need it:
Life’s too short for boring shirts. This is your passport to looking like the legend you are. Add it to your wardrobe, rock it on the daily, and leave a trail of admirers in your wake.
Don’t wait—click that “Buy Now” button and secure your spot as the loudest legend in the room.
