The Bloom Banger Blazer
The Bloom Banger Blazer
*** WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU SIZE UP BY 1 OR 2 SIZES THAN YOUR REGULAR ***
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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The Bloom Banger Blazer – Flower Power, But Make It Savage
Say hello to The Bloom Banger Blazer, where floral finesse meets unapologetic attitude. This isn’t your nan’s garden party jacket—it’s a full-on fashion grenade for the guy who knows how to light up a room. Designed for spring and autumn parties where the vibes are high and the dress codes are loose, this blazer is the ultimate wingman for unforgettable nights.
Why You Need This in Your Life:
- Material: A winning blend of acetate, acrylic, cotton, and polyester. Translation? This blazer is tough enough to handle spilt drinks, dance-offs, and awkward party convos.
- Length: Regular, because when your jacket’s this bold, you don’t need gimmicks.
- Closure: Single button for that effortless “Oh, this? I just threw it on” vibe.
- Sleeves: Full-length, because you deserve style that’s polished from wrist to shoulder.
- Season: Spring and autumn approved—because looking hot while staying cool is the dream.
Straight out of Guangdong, this blazer is chic, sharp, and ready to bloom into the highlight of your wardrobe. Perfect for the man who’s not afraid of standing out, whether he’s rocking the mic at karaoke or stealing hearts in the corner of the room.
The Bloom Banger Blazer isn’t just a statement—it’s a conversation starter, a confidence booster, and a certified good time. Don’t let this one get away. Add it to your cart now and let the world know you’re here to party in full bloom.
