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The Cowmander Shirt
The Cowmander Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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- Eye-Catching Awfulness
- Certified Cringe
- Dodgy Now, Regret Later
The Cowmander Shirt – Moo-ve Over, Style Has Arrived 🐄💥
This shirt doesn’t follow the herd. It leads it.
The Cowmander Shirt is your ultimate wingman for sunny chaos – a bovine beauty made for beach barbecues, rooftop raves, and udderly legendary stag dos.
🐮 Bold cow print – outrageous, obvious, iconic
🌞 Breezy polyester – keeps you cool when the party heats up
📏 Sizes S–5XL – because legends come in all sizes
🤠 Single-breasted, turn-down collar – a ranch vibe with rogue energy
🌴 Designed for: Beach lads, field ragers, festival freaks
This ain’t your first rodeo.
But it might be your best-dressed one.
