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The Feathered Stare Down Shirt

The Feathered Stare Down Shirt

Regular price £19.99 GBP
Sale price £19.99 GBP
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⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers

With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!

You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.

  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Feathered Stare Down Shirt – Intimidate. Hydrate. Dominate. 🦜😎

Ever been judged by a parrot in sunglasses? You’re about to.

The Feathered Stare Down Shirt isn’t just loud – it stares into your soul. Rocking a tropical fever dream of parrots giving serious side-eye, it’s the shirt equivalent of a "what you lookin’ at?" in full technicolour.

🦜 Bold 3D-printed birds with no chill
🌴 Lightweight polyester perfect for beach days or beer gardens
👕 Loose, breezy fit from S to 5XL – fits lads, legends, and loose cannons
💥 Guaranteed to outshine your mate’s plain polo

Wear it to: BBQs, beach raves, your ex’s wedding (uninvited).
Vibe: Flamingo meets fight club.

Let the birds do the judging – you just bring the swagger.

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