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The Heart Attack on Fabric Shirt
The Heart Attack on Fabric Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
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The Heart Attack on Fabric Shirt
Brace yourselves, lads—The Heart Attack on Fabric Shirt has arrived, and it’s here to leave jaws dropped, heads turning, and maybe even a few heart rates spiking (figuratively, we hope). This isn't just a shirt; it's a wearable warning sign that screams, "Buckle up, things are about to get unhinged."
Crafted from a devilish combo of rayon, polyester, and lyocell, this bad boy feels as smooth as the tequila shots you’ll inevitably regret and is tough enough to survive whatever havoc the night has in store. Whether you're stomping on a sandy beach, starting a singalong on a stag do, or leading the charge on a lads’ golf trip, this oversized Hawaiian masterpiece is your ride-or-die.
The shirt’s digital-print pattern is nothing short of visual chaos—think tropical on acid meets "I dare you to look away." Featuring a single-breasted closure and turn-down collar, it effortlessly toes the line between “laid-back legend” and “madman with a plan.” With regular short sleeves to show off those guns (or whatever you’re working with), it’s as versatile as your imagination—beach parties, club nights, or even that uni seminar you’re trying to liven up.
Stop overthinking it—your wardrobe deserves this. The Heart Attack on Fabric Shirt isn’t for the faint-hearted; it’s for the bold, the loud, and the absolute legends who know how to turn a casual event into a proper spectacle. Add to basket and let the chaos commence.
