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The King of the Swing Marker

The King of the Swing Marker

Regular price £5.00 GBP
Regular price £2.04 GBP Sale price £5.00 GBP
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⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

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  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The King of the Swing Marker – All Hail the Fairway Royalty 👑

This ain't just a marker — it’s a declaration. A throne-topper. A swagger-stamped seal of golf greatness.

👑 Titanium Head – Durable enough to survive bunker tantrums
🕺 Steel Grip – Sleek, strong, and as smooth as your practice swing (after a pint)
No Dodgy Chemicals – Just pure, unfiltered majesty
🌏 Origin: Mainland China – forged for kings of chaos

If you step onto the green like it’s a red carpet, this one’s for you. Mark your putt. Rule your round. Swing like royalty.

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