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The King of the Swing Marker
The King of the Swing Marker
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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The King of the Swing Marker – All Hail the Fairway Royalty 👑
This ain't just a marker — it’s a declaration. A throne-topper. A swagger-stamped seal of golf greatness.
👑 Titanium Head – Durable enough to survive bunker tantrums
🕺 Steel Grip – Sleek, strong, and as smooth as your practice swing (after a pint)
❌ No Dodgy Chemicals – Just pure, unfiltered majesty
🌏 Origin: Mainland China – forged for kings of chaos
If you step onto the green like it’s a red carpet, this one’s for you. Mark your putt. Rule your round. Swing like royalty.

