🔥 Get 10% Today! - Quote "Take10"
The Leaf Me Alone Shirt
The Leaf Me Alone Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
Couldn't load pickup availability
- Eye-Catching Awfulness
- Certified Cringe
- Dodgy Now, Regret Later
The Leaf Me Alone Shirt – Anti-Social, Pro-Style 🌿😤🍻
If your ideal vibe is "I'll show up... but don't talk to me unless there's food", then The Leaf Me Alone Shirt is your spirit wear. Made for laid-back legends, introverted icons, and anyone who's just here for the pints, this shirt delivers maximum comfort with a perfectly petty punch.
Key Features:
✔ Witty Tropical Print – A leafy design with major “I’m here, now leave me be” energy.
✔ Silky-Smooth Fabric Blend – Made from silk, rayon, and polyester fiber for a soft, breathable, and slightly smug fit all year round.
✔ Classic Cut, Casual Mood – Features a turn-down collar, short sleeves, and single-breasted closure for effortless style without the effort.
✔ Wear It Anytime, Ignore Everyone Always – Built for beach days, chill nights, festivals, BBQs, and dodging awkward small talk.
✔ For All-Season Moodiness – Whether it's spring shade or winter "meh", this shirt’s got you covered.
Perfect for the guy who prefers leafy prints over people, The Leaf Me Alone Shirt is the official uniform of the sociably antisocial.
🌿😤 Look good. Avoid conversation. Leaf in style. 🍻
