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The Leaf Me Alone Shirt
The Leaf Me Alone Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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- Eye-Catching Awfulness
- Certified Cringe
- Dodgy Now, Regret Later
The “Not Today” Shirt 🌿🙅🍹
Some people wear their heart on their sleeve—you wear your boundaries. The Leaf Me Alone Shirt is for the guy who’s down for a drink, up for a BBQ, but not here for small talk or unsolicited life advice. With lush leafy prints and laid-back energy, this shirt speaks volumes so you don’t have to.
Key Features:
✔ Tropical Sass in Every Stitch – A leafy all-over print that’s giving major “I’m vibing, don’t ruin it” energy.
✔ Silky-Smooth Chill Fabric – Crafted from silk, rayon, and polyester fiber for that cool-to-the-touch comfort all year round.
✔ Classic Cut, Maximum Attitude – Features a turn-down collar, short sleeves, and single-breasted front for a look that says, “I made the effort… kinda.”
✔ Four-Season Moodwear – Perfect for garden hangs, casual Fridays, weekend getaways, or just dodging social interaction with style.
✔ Built for the Boldly Unbothered – Designed for those who know less is more—especially when it comes to people.
Whether you’re avoiding group chats or skipping the pre-drinks, The Not Today Shirt keeps you looking chill while you set firm boundaries.
🌿🙅♂️ Look sharp. Speak less. Leaf in peace. 🍹
