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The Royal Delusion Shirt

The Royal Delusion Shirt

Regular price £20.99 GBP
Sale price £20.99 GBP
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⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

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  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Royal Delusion Shirt – Reign Over the Ridiculous 👑🍄

Bow down to the most delusionally majestic shirt on the planet.
The Royal Delusion Shirt is for the guy who thinks he’s royalty at the pre-drinks and a philosopher by the kebab van.

👑 Loud, regal chaos in glorious 3D print
👕 Breezy cotton-poly blend built for spring benders & summer scorches
🔥 Available from XS to 4XL – whether you're a pint-sized prince or a lord of lager
💅 Turn-down collar for that “I’m fancy but still on the sesh” look

Perfect for: Beer garden banter, bottomless brunch coups, or your mate’s ‘king-themed’ birthday you’re taking way too seriously.

Mood: Royalty… but you just spent your last tenner on tequila.

Wear the crown. Own the nonsense. Start your reign of delusion.

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