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The Shape Escape Polo

The Shape Escape Polo

Regular price £17.99 GBP
Sale price £17.99 GBP
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Size

⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers

With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!

You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.

  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Shape Escape Polo
Break out of boring with The Shape Escape Polo — a kaleidoscope of chaos that brings big energy to small talk and even bigger vibes to your wardrobe. With bold 3D print graphics, breathable fabric, and a slim fit that hugs in all the right places, this isn’t your dad’s golf polo — unless your dad’s a legend.

  • Material: Lightweight polyester blend

  • Fit: Slim, stretchy, swagger-enhancing

  • Style: Harajuku heat meets fairway freak

  • Season: Spring, Summer, Autumn — any excuse to show off

  • Design: All-over print that turns heads and starts conversations

Wear it when you're escaping conformity. Or reality. Or just the bar tab.

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