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The Space Shapes Shirt
The Space Shapes Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
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You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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- Eye-Catching Awfulness
- Certified Cringe
- Dodgy Now, Regret Later
The Space Shapes Shirt – Geometric Chaos from Another Galaxy 🪐🔺
Ever wondered what would happen if NASA got into rave wear? Meet The Space Shapes Shirt – an interdimensional fever dream of geometry, colour, and questionable taste.
🚀 Designed for all four seasons (because space has no weather)
🟣 Loud cosmic prints that scream “I passed GCSE Maths... barely”
💫 Broadcloth fabric, smooth like moon dust on a budget
🛸 Sizes S–5XL – whether you're slim like a Saturn ring or built like a black hole
Warning: May cause unexplained gravitational pull at house parties.
🌌 It’s not just a shirt. It’s a space-time fashion anomaly.
