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The Splash Zone Polo
The Splash Zone Polo
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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The Splash Zone Polo 🌊🐟
Dive headfirst into chaos with a shirt that’s louder than a cannonball and cooler than a cucumber in a paddling pool. Whether you're teeing off or doing shots by the sea, this is your ticket to making waves.
🐠 Big energy. Bold prints. Zero apologies.
💨 Ultra-breathable for those sweaty, sun-soaked moments
🧵 Soft-knit polyester that’s comfy AF
📏 Sizes XS–4XL – strictly for the big fish, not the little fry
Made for pool parties, golf carts, and questionable decisions. The only rule? Stay dry-ish.


