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The Sugar Crash Shirt

The Sugar Crash Shirt

Regular price £19.99 GBP
Sale price £19.99 GBP
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Size

⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

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  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Sugar Crash Shirt – So Sweet It Should Be Illegal 🍭💥

Warning: This shirt may cause extreme cravings and questionable dance moves.

The Sugar Crash Shirt is a hyper-colour, head-turning fashion frenzy for those who like their shirts loud and their nights louder. It's like candyfloss for your torso, and it doesn’t come with a warning label.

🍬 Vibrant 3D print – eye-melting in the best way
🎉 Built for festivals, day drinks & “how are you still going?” moments
💨 Cotton/poly blend – lightweight, breathable, chaos-friendly
📏 Sizes XS–4XL – sugar rushes come in all sizes
🌀 Style: Harajuku x Hip Hop x “What did I just wear?”

Slip it on, crash the scene, and leave a colourful trail of regret behind you.
This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s a dessert-themed daydream on your body.

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