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The Tee-quila Toes Marker

The Tee-quila Toes Marker

£5.00 GBP
£2.04 GBP £5.00 GBP
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⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers

With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!

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  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Tee-quila Toes Marker – Salt. Lime. Slice. Repeat.

If your swing’s a little shaky but your spirit’s high, this is your marker. For those who like their golf on the rocks and their style a little unhinged.

🍹 Titanium Head – Durable enough to survive triple bogeys and triple shots.
🦶 Steel Grip – Solid like your stance (after one margarita).
🌍 Origin: Mainland China – precision-crafted for the party golfer.
🧪 Chemical-Free – No nasties, just pure swing-enhancing vibes.

Perfect for barefoot bombers, cocktail cart chasers, and anyone who believes every hole is a fiesta.

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