Because packing for a group trip doesn’t have to be a nightmare (but it can still be hilarious).

Planning a group trip can be like trying to coordinate a herd of cats. But fear not — whether you’re hitting the golf course, heading to a festival, or gearing up for a wild stag do, Dodgy Clobba has your packing list covered.

From golf polos to festival shirts that scream chaos, and stag do outfits that guarantee you’ll be the life of the party, we’ve compiled the ultimate packing guide to make sure your trip is as smooth as your swing (or your dance moves, if we’re talking festivals).

So, grab your bags, because it’s time to pack the right clothes for the right group adventure.

👉 Check out our Golf Collection, Festival Collection, and Stag Collection for all the chaos you’ll need.

1. GOLF TRIP PACKING LIST: Keeping It Classy (but Still Fun)

Golf is a game of precision, strategy, and... questionable fashion. Whether you’re hitting the green for a weekend getaway or a corporate retreat, you want to make sure your outfit is comfortable, functional, and just a little bit ridiculous.

Essentials:

• Comfortable Polo: You’ll need something breathable that still looks sharp. But why settle for plain when you can go loud?
• Try: The Brokeback Beefcake Shirt — adding a little cowboy flair to your swing.
• Golf Shorts: The key to looking good on the course is to stay cool. Opt for breathable materials that won’t restrict your swing.
• Golf Shoes: Comfortable, durable, and non-slip. Pro tip: You won’t need a second pair unless you’re hitting the 19th hole right after.

Extras:

• Hat: A stylish bucket hat or cap to block out the sun and keep your head cool.
• The Prowl Patrol Shirt adds a fun touch to your round while keeping things lighthearted.
• Sunglasses: No one wants to squint through their putt. Plus, they’ll add instant cool points.
• Towel & Tee Set: Because nothing’s worse than having to borrow a tee from your mate.

2. FESTIVAL PACKING LIST: The Outfits That Scream Fun (Not Responsibility)

Festivals are the ultimate expression of freedom — and fashion chaos. When you’re packing for a festival, comfort is key, but so is style. You want to stand out, enjoy the vibes, and make sure your outfit can handle mud, spills, and dancing until sunrise.

Essentials:

• Loud Print Shirts: This is your time to go wild. The louder, the better. Pack at least two crazy shirts to rotate throughout the weekend.
• The Groovy Scoops Retro Drops Shirt — throwback style, festival ready.
• The Guac ‘n Roll Fiesta Shirt — because who doesn’t love tacos and cocktails?
• Comfortable Footwear: You’ll be walking (and jumping) everywhere. Comfort is essential for those long festival days.
• Light Layers: Nights can get chilly, so throw in a hoodie or jacket you can easily take off during the day.
• The Banana Drama Shirt is fun, vibrant, and sure to get attention in a crowd.

Extras:

• Sunglasses: Block the UV rays and look cool while doing it.
• Bandana/Headband: Keep your hair out of your face while you’re headbanging or vibing in the crowd.
• Portable Charger: Festival phones drain fast. Always have a backup!

3. STAG DO PACKING LIST: Outfits for Maximum Chaos (and Minimum Regret)

A stag do is one big group chaos adventure. You’ll need outfits that stand out, make a statement, and most importantly, make everyone uncomfortable. After all, it’s a stag do — embarrassment is half the fun!

Essentials:

• Matching Outfits: You have to do it. Matching shirts for the group are mandatory. Go for something that screams “we’re here to party.”
• The Nug Life Shirt — perfect for the group that loves bad puns and chicken nuggets.
• The Cluckin’ Insane Shirt — get the whole crew in this one for maximum laughs (and confusion).
• Comfortable Shoes: You’ll be dancing, walking, and maybe even running. Go for sneakers or comfy slip-ons.
• Accessories: Don’t forget the sunglasses, hats, and anything that will make your stag outfit even more ridiculous.
• The Bullseye Bliss Shirt adds a loud touch to your evening plans, whether you’re at a bar or on a wild adventure.

Extras:

• Hangover Kit: You’ll need it, trust us. Pack some water bottles, painkillers, and snacks for the morning after.
• Mini Travel Bag: Because carrying around your essentials without looking like a pack mule is crucial.

THE VERDICT: PACKING FOR A GROUP TRIP IS EASY (WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT TO WEAR)

Whether you’re heading to the golf course, a festival, or the ultimate stag do, the key to a successful group trip is a little bit of preparation — and a lot of outrageous outfits.

So, stop stressing about what to pack. Head straight to Dodgy Clobba, grab your loud prints and shit shirts, and you’ll be ready to turn heads wherever you go.

👉 Explore the Golf Collection
👉 Grab your Festival Shirts
👉 Don’t forget the Stag Do Collection

Make sure your next group trip is unforgettable — and slightly embarrassing for everyone involved.