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The Beach Cock Shirt
The Beach Cock Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
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The Beach Cock Shirt – Rule the Sand. Own the Sesh. Ruffle Some Feathers. 🐓🌴🍹
Loud, proud, and strutting straight into the spotlight – The Beach Cock Shirt is for sun-soaked legends who bring big energy and even bigger personality to every beach bash, bar crawl, and summer sesh. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s an announcement.
Key Features:
✔ Bold Digital Print – Rocking a rooster with beach swagger, this shirt screams main character energy.
✔ Lightweight Poplin Blend – Made from polyester, spandex, and polyester fiber for a fit that’s cool, comfy, and sesh-ready.
✔ Turn-Down Collar & Button-Up Front – Keep it tidy or wear it wide open—either way, you’re causing a scene.
✔ Short Sleeves for Maximum Breeze – Built for sun, sand, and spontaneous dance-offs.
✔ Everyday Statement Piece – Perfect for pool parties, pub gardens, and anyone who loves a double take.
So if you're ready to strut into summer like you own the beach, The Beach Cock Shirt is your new go-to.
🐓🍹 Peacock energy. Rooster attitude. Beach takeover. 🌴🔥


