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The Bearly Sober Shirt
The Bearly Sober Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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The Bearly Sober Shirt – Grizzly Vibes, Boozy Nights 🐻🍻😵
Let’s be honest—you probably shouldn’t be operating heavy machinery, but you should absolutely be rocking The Bearly Sober Shirt. Made for pub legends, festival beasts, and BBQ warriors, this shirt brings chaotic energy and cuddly danger in equal measure.
Key Features:
✔ Hilarious 3D Print – Featuring a wild-eyed party bear that perfectly captures your “I’m fine… probably” mood.
✔ Comfort Meets Mayhem – Soft, breathable poly-cotton blend built for day-drinking to dancefloor transitions.
✔ Turn-Down Collar & Full Button Closure – For that balance of “I tried” and “I might nap on this bench.”
✔ Short Sleeves, Big Energy – Great for sunny sessions, beer gardens, spontaneous road trips, and blurry brunches.
✔ From XS to 4XL – Because every bear, big or small, deserves to look like the legend they are.
✔ Streetwear Meets Seshwear – A bold blend of casual, hip hop, Harajuku, and vacation-ready flair.
So whether you’re on your third pint or fourth questionable decision, The Bearly Sober Shirt has your back—and probably your front, too.
🐻🍻 Stumble in style. Growl with pride. Remember nothing. 😵💫


