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The Clubhouse Cosmo Marker

The Clubhouse Cosmo Marker

Regular price £5.00 GBP
Regular price £2.04 GBP Sale price £5.00 GBP
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⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

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  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Clubhouse Cosmo Marker – Because Even Your Ball Deserves a Cocktail 🍸

Add a splash of class (and a hint of sass) to your short game.

Name: The Clubhouse Cosmo Marker
🖐️ Grip Material: Stainless STEEL – smooth, sleek, and slightly judgmental
🎯 Head Material: Titanium – because even the most outrageous marker should feel premium
🌱 Chemicals: None of the nasty stuff – just pure party energy
🌏 Origin: Straight outta Mainland China, into your golf bag of dreams

Perfect for marking birdies, bogeys, or blackout rounds.
Warning: May cause jealousy on the green.

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