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The Crabby Hour Shirt

The Crabby Hour Shirt

Regular price £22.99 GBP
Sale price £22.99 GBP
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Size

⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

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  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
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  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Crabby Hour Shirt – Pincers Out, Pints Up! 🦀🍺🌞

Feeling a little salty? Good. The Crabby Hour Shirt is made for those who roll into happy hour with zero filter, full sass, and claws ready. Whether you're sippin’, snappin’, or silently judging, this shirt serves beach bar energy with crustacean-level attitude.

Key Features:

Snappy 3D Print – Featuring bold, cheeky crab graphics that scream, “Yes, I’m here. No, I don’t want small talk.”
Knit Broadcloth Comfort – Crafted from lightweight polyester, perfect for spring scorchers and summer sesh survival.
Turn-Down Collar & Full Button-Up – Smart enough for seaside drinks, wild enough for late-night claw chaos.
Loose, Laid-Back Fit (XS to 4XL) – Made for legends who like their shirts breezy and their jokes dry.
Built for Maximum Mood – Ideal for daily wear, beachside sarcasm, or just embracing your inner beach grump.
Harajuku Streetwear Meets Shoreline Sass – Street style with a salty twist.

If you're known to show up late, side-eye everyone, and still be the life of the party—The Crabby Hour Shirt has your name all over it.

🦀🍹 Less chill. More claws. Always iconic. 😎

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