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The Crayon Catastrophe Shirt
The Crayon Catastrophe Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
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- Eye-Catching Awfulness
- Certified Cringe
- Dodgy Now, Regret Later
The Crayon Catastrophe Shirt – Colour Outside the Lines, Then Spill a Pint on It 🎨😵🍻
Meet The Crayon Catastrophe Shirt—a full-blown explosion of colour, chaos, and questionable fashion choices (just how you like it). Perfect for beach benders, summer holidays, and festivals where you forget half the night, this shirt turns heads, starts conversations, and makes zero apologies.
Key Features:
✔ Total Colour Mayhem – With a wild crayon-inspired print, it’s giving art class meets party disaster—and we love it.
✔ Breezy Broadcloth Fabric – Made with lightweight polyester fiber to keep you cool while you melt minds.
✔ Turn-Down Collar & Button-Up Fit – Looks casual. Feels chaotic. Dresses like a legend.
✔ Short Sleeves for Max Movement – Ideal for dancing badly, sunbathing aggressively, or both at once.
✔ Beach-Ready & Banter-Approved – Made for the lad who brings the noise, the nonsense, and the neon.
✔ Available from S to 5XL – Because disasters come in all sizes.
Whether you’re painting the town or just accidentally looking like a walking art project, The Crayon Catastrophe Shirt is your ticket to summer chaos.
🎨🔥 Go loud. Stay bright. Be the masterpiece and the mess. 🍻
