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The Hop Mess Express Shirt

The Hop Mess Express Shirt

Regular price £19.99 GBP
Sale price £19.99 GBP
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Size

⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

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The Hop Mess Express Shirt – All Aboard the Party Train! 🍻🚂

If your nights tend to get hazy after the third round (and you wouldn’t have it any other way), then The Hop Mess Express Shirt was made for you. Loud, laid-back, and built for maximum mischief, this is your ticket to becoming the life of the beer garden, BBQ, or beach bash.

Key Features:

Premium Fabric Blend – Crafted from cotton, polyester, and spandex, it’s soft, breathable, and stretchy for all-day, all-night comfort.
Wild Digital Print – A bold, beer-fueled design that lets everyone know you’re not here for a quiet one.
Loose & Easygoing Fit – Designed for ultimate chill, with a full button opening to wear open over a tee or buttoned up if you’re feeling fancy.
Four-Season Flexibility – Whether it’s a summer sesh or winter lock-in, this shirt’s ready to roll.
Versatile Style Mash-Up – Hawaiian vibes meet Harajuku edge, topped with a splash of high street trendiness.
Short Sleeves & Turn-Down Collar – The perfect combo for keeping cool while you turn up.

So whether you’re leading the lads on a legendary crawl or just embracing your inner hop mess, this shirt is your ultimate partner in crime.

🍻🚂 Next stop: chaos, craic, and another round.

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