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The Mer-Maid It Marker
The Mer-Maid It Marker
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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- Eye-Catching Awfulness
- Certified Cringe
- Dodgy Now, Regret Later
The Mer-Maid It Marker – Making Waves on the Green 🧜♀️
Sunk a long putt? Shell yeah, you did.
✨ Name: The Mer-Maid It Marker
🔩 Grip Material: Enchanted STEEL (okay, just really nice steel)
🧲 Head Material: Titanium – shiny, strong, sea-worthy
🧪 Harmful Chemicals: None – just pure magic
🌊 Origin: Born in Mainland China, ready for the back nine
For golfers who like their shots deep and their style deeper. The Mer-Maid It Marker: proof you’re making splashy moves on every hole.
