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The Par-Timer Marker

The Par-Timer Marker

Regular price £5.00 GBP
Regular price £1.22 GBP Sale price £5.00 GBP
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⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers

With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!

You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.

  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Par-Timer Marker – Work Less. Golf More.

For those who clock in at the course and clock out on responsibility, the Par-Timer Marker is your badge of honour.

Titanium Head – Built to last longer than your office job.
🍻 Steel Grip – Solid, even after a liquid lunch.
😎 Fully Committed – To pars, pints, and peace of mind.

Because life’s too short for meetings—and too long without golf. 

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