The Rub My Meat Shirt
The Rub My Meat Shirt
⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️
👕 Buying for the group? The more shirts, the less you pay
Mix designs and sizes. Taken off automatically at checkout.
Delivery Info
Delivery Info
Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait. UK delivery is free on orders over £40, or £2.99 under that.
Returns
Returns
Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers
With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!
You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
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- Eye-Catching Awfulness
- Certified Cringe
- Dodgy Now, Regret Later
A barbecue shirt with one very specific message. "I Rub My Meat Before I Stick It In", printed in big friendly letters across the chest, surrounded by sausages, flames and a pig who has made his peace. It's about marinade. Obviously.
Wear it to the family barbecue and let the in-laws read it slowly. Wear it on a stag do and nobody needs to ask who's on the grill. From across the garden it's just a loud summer shirt. It gets steadily worse the closer anyone stands.
The details
- Short-sleeve button-up Hawaiian shirt
- All-over print, front and back
- Lightweight, breathable polyester
- Our shirts come up small, so go up two sizes from your usual
