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The Swingquila Marker

The Swingquila Marker

£5.00 GBP
£2.04 GBP £5.00 GBP
Sale Sold out
Taxes included.

⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers

With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!

You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.
  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Swingquila Marker – For Tees, Tips, and Total Mayhem ⛳🍹

Part golf tool, part mystery weapon, 100% vibes.

🔩 Grip Material: Cold hard STEEL – just like your nerves after 3 tequilas
🎯 Head Material: Titanium – light, strong, and perfect for marking drunken excellence
🌍 Origin: Forged in Mainland China, destined for chaos on courses everywhere
🚫 Toxic-Free: No dodgy chemicals, just dodgy swings

The Swingquila Marker doesn’t promise to fix your game.
But it does promise to make losing your ball way more fun.
Mark responsibly. Drink irresponsibly.

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