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The Freak in Bloom Shirt

The Freak in Bloom Shirt

Regular price £22.99 GBP
Sale price £22.99 GBP
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Size

⚠️ WE RECOMMEND YOU GO UP 2 SIZES MORE THAN YOUR REGULAR SIZE. Even the sizes are dodgy. ⚠️

Delivery Info

Standard UK shipping takes about 7-14 business days, because good things come to those who wait.

Returns

Regrets? Already? Well, if your shirt isn’t quite dodgy enough (or it’s too much for you to handle), you’ve got 14 days to send it back. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn, washed, or survived a lads’ night out.

🔥 BONUS! With every order you get £100 of vouchers

With every order you'll receive a voucher for £50 off a StagWeb.co.uk stag do AND £50 off a golf trip with GroupiaGolf.com!

You'll receive a code on your email confirmation.

  • Eye-Catching Awfulness
  • Certified Cringe
  • Dodgy Now, Regret Later

The Freak in Bloom Shirt 🌺😈🍹

Subtle? Never heard of her. The Freak in Bloom Shirt is your floral hall pass to chaos — bold colours, louder energy, and zero apologies. Perfect for the guy who’s part charm, part menace, and 100% weekend-ready.

  • Statement floral print that says “I came to cause trouble (and maybe pull)” 🌸

  • Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort (and all-night antics) 😎

  • Ideal for beer gardens, beach parties, and anywhere that needs a bit of freaky flair 🍻

It’s not just a shirt — it’s a personality with buttons. Bloom big or go home. 🌺🔥

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