DODGY CLOBBA'S BEST-SELLING SHIRTS OF 2026
UpdatedThe 10 shirts you actually bought the most this year, ranked from real orders. Not a marketing team's wish list. Your terrible taste, in numbers.
Every year we look at what flew out of the door, and every year it proves the same thing: the louder the shirt, the faster it sells. This list is ranked on orders placed between 1 January and mid-October 2026, and we'll update it as the year closes.
Want the whole lot? Browse every design in our full shit shirts range, or jump straight to the stag do shirts that dominate this list.
1. The Brokeback Beefcake Shirt
Not close. The Brokeback Beefcake sold more than twice as many as anything else we make, and it's been the number one choice for stag groups all year. Camp, colourful and covered in cowboys who've clearly made some decisions.
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2. The Stop Staring at My Cock Shirt
It's a rooster. Obviously. Still gets a laugh every single time, and it's one of the most shared designs we've got. One your mum should never see.
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Like your humour on the cheeky side? There's plenty more where that came from in The Naughty Collection.
3. The Brain Freeze Brigade Shirt
Hyper-colourful, brain-melting and built for sunshine. This was the go-to for festivals and BBQs all summer.
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Heading to a festival? It's part of our festival shirts range, and our festival survival guide covers the rest of what to pack.
4. The Unicorns & Cat-titude Polo
The best-selling golf polo we make. Unicorns, cats and absolutely no respect for the dress code. Golf trip groups bought these in bulk.
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5. The Cluckin' Insane Shirt
A chicken. Sunglasses. Total insanity. If one shirt sums up Dodgy Clobba, it's probably this one.
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6. The I'm a Hot Dog Shirt
The unofficial BBQ uniform. It causes more unplanned photo shoots than anything else in the range.
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Got a BBQ coming up? Read what to wear to a BBQ when you don't want to blend in.
7. The Jungle Dump Shirt
Exactly as dignified as the name suggests. A summer favourite for lads' holidays and anyone who's given up on looking sensible abroad.
More holiday options in the Summer Collection.
8. The Groovy Bloom Polo
Flower power on the fairway. Our second golf polo in the top 10, which tells you everything about the average golf trip.
Kitting out a golf group? See all our funny golf shirts and polos, plus our guide to wearing dodgy shirts on the golf course.
9. The Groovy Scoops & Retro Drops Shirt
Retro colours, trippy ice cream scoops and full-on 70s energy. A festival field favourite.
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10. The Crayon Catastrophe Shirt
Looks like a toddler designed it during a sugar rush. Stag groups loved it, which says a lot about stag groups.
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What the top 10 tells us
- Stag dos drive the list. The top seller is a stag favourite, and most of the top 10 get bought for group trips. Choosing for a group? Read how to choose a stag do shirt that embarrasses everyone equally.
- Golfers are just as bad. Two golf polos made the top 10.
- Summer is peak season. Festival, BBQ and holiday shirts fill the rest of the list.
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